TT #13: Hulking Heroes

Bruh, Gigi’s new Superhero Appreciation Sundays is an absolute joke.

Why the hell should we celebrate those “hErOeS” anyway? All they do is wreck the city, beat people who think differently from them and then shout “we saved the day!”

And the worst part is that while Gigi, little miss salon owner, sits in front of the cameras and gets all the plaudits, we beauticians get stuck holding the bag.

Last week I had to give the Hulk a pedicure.

Have you seen the Hulk? Does that nigga look like he moisturizes? His feet were crustier than Dominoes.

Anyways, Thanos was right. I miss those 5 years where I didn’t exist. Snap.

Prompt: Have you seen the Hulk? Does that nigga look like he moisturizes?

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