TT #31: Nobody Nose

Your father brings home all sorts of things, but this is completely different.

This isn’t like the time you wished you had a dog, when he stole your neighbour Jerome’s chihuahua for you. It isn’t even like the time when he showed up in a blacked out Tesla X claiming Elon Musk had gifted it to him.

Spoiler alert, he hadn’t.

The cops showed up the next morning with a battering ram and locked your dad away for 5 years. No, this is nothing like those other times. This little bundle of flesh in his arms wasn’t stolen.

With a nose like that, the baby is definitely his. 

Prompt: Your father brings home all sorts of things

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