TT #8: Dummy Door

Good morning gentlemen, welcome to Hoe Academy.

Imma tell y’all right now, this cheating shit is easy. Now you’re all here because you want to become professional philanderers. I get it. Your wives, by bearing your kids and showing you the loyalty and care you claim to crave, have become boring to you.

Fair enough. I’m not here to judge.

My job here is to turn you into an aLpHa mAiLᵀᴹ. Just then, a hand went up in the back. “But sir, how did you end up in this job?”

Well, son, I’m here because I failed to follow rule number one of the Cheater’s Code - the door was never locked.

Prompt: The door was never locked

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