TT #10: Mad Men

PS: Read this one out loud. Trust me, it’s more fun.

Let me be clear. You can tell everything you need to know about a man from what he first notices about a woman.

Don’t believe me? I’ll prove it. Breast men. Mummy’s boys who never grew up. No sophistication, no class. Could never look a woman in her eyes and hear her most intimate thoughts.

Her eyes are up here fellas!

Lip lovers. Probably had an oral fixation as a child, 7 times out of 10, they still sleep thumb in mouth, sucking themselves into ever deeper slumber. Ab men. The holiest of the bunch. Ab men are all about the amen, praying constantly to be free of their biggest temptation, Micky D’s. They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and Ab men love a good feast.

Thigh guys. Brothers of mine, these men are the ones you want beside you in the heat of battle. You know what they say, thick thighs save lives.

Me? I’m an asshole. In booty we trust.

Prompt: In booty we trust

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