TT #23: Sacred Smoke

Okay now exhale with your lips pursed…

With a collective whoosh, the class channeled their inner dragons, filling the room with a milky-white cloud. Today’s lesson at the Faithful Flame Weed Workshop was blowing smoke halos.

The elite band of smokers had been practicing for the last 2 years to be at the very top of their sacred craft. Each one invested blood, sweat and kush to achieve the ultimate rank - Holy Herbsman.

It was hard work, and they hardly ever got a break, but they were aiming high, for the very top. The day usually started with Roll-play, where the Herbsmen-in-training practiced crafting blissful blunts. Bong Bending was next, a course of study involving intricate glass-work.

During their third class, principal Khalifa burst through the doors, his chest heaving with exertion.

Larry! What is this I hear about you being spotted in a bar last week? You know we’re meant to serve the Most High. How dare you defile yourself with alcohol? Consider yourself expelled!

Pack your herb and go.

Prompt: Now Exhale

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